You Might be an American Idiot If

George Carlin was right, it’s a big club and our asses aren’t in it, except to clean their toilets and change their diapers.

The system must be reformed. Corporate money buys and runs public governance and we have to be smart and kick their asses out! Republicans are social retards, we all know that, but the truth is that they too are a bunch of corporate livestock used to further enrich the multi-national corporate scum in trade for social policy that brings back the dark ages.

You Might be an American Idiot If:

1.)You think American Social programs and the poor brought down the global financial system.

Ahh, the power of the poor, the elderly and the ill! Is there anything they can’t do?

No shit head, Scumbags in suits jacking off over their computers as they sold SHIT for cash on Wall Street and made millions while they milked it for all they could, and then walked away without a turd on ‘em, fucked everything up. Slimy ass holes that could and still can, label shit as gold (like Standard & Poor’s) and then resell it a thousand time over FUCKED US ALL, not Social fucking security and Medicare no matter what Barack Obama says!

2.)You think corporations and/or unions need to be granted person-hood.

First of all… Unions? Really? So you think Unions can hold a fucking candle to the blinding torrent of green that comes for international corporate power? Right there you know your a fucking idiot!

No you moron! Each and every legal and legitimate citizen of the United States has the same rights granted under the Constitution! Giving stock holders, CEO’s and Unions ADDITIONAL power as fucking immortal Zombie Corporations and Phantom’s that have little or no REAL liabilities, person-hood in perpetuity is fucking retarded and proof you’re a dumb fuck. Yeah, I’m lookin’ at you Antonin.

3.)You think an unregulated “free market” will rain down prosperity and opportunity on you and your wannabee-big-time-player ass.

If you didn’t have your me-gonna-be-a-millionaire-someday head buried in flat Earth corporate bull shit designed to keep you sucking corporate cocks all day you would know that we had a “free market”, or as free as it could get, system already. It fucking resulted in the god damned first great depression along with millions of deaths, dismemberments and illnesses at the hands of fucktard “free market” “entrepreneurs”. Good Housekeeping, Underwriters fucking Laboratories and BP’s good nature aren’t going to keep scum bag corporate jack-off’s from fucking shit up no matter what Penn Gillette and that sociopath skank Ayn Rand think.

4.)You think Barack Obama is a Liberal/Progressive straining to turn the country around from the Cheney/Bush dictatorship’s damage who just can’t seem to get past those dynamic, unbeatable Republicans and you think that the Democratic party isn’t owned and operated by the same scum fucks as the republican party.

Barack Obama is one of two things, or maybe both, a fucking coward or a shill. In my opinion he’s a god damned establishment shill and appeaser, a fucking corporate butt baby who can do the kind of damage to Progressive and Liberal progress that no Republican shithead could even come close to! This Trojan Chameleon can go where no republican can. He can slice and dice Health Care, Social Security and Medicare like no Republican ever could.

Why? Because he has hoards of white-guilt titty baby democrats and low expectation black Americans to get his back at every turn. These DINO’s of the cult of His Royal Shirtlessness think their boyfriend can do no wrong and that this bull shit we are being served by him and his third way scum is really some kind of “Change” and we should grade our eloquent bull shitter um, ah, s-whistelin’ President on a curve for some fucking reason.

The democrats are a party dedicated to their new slogan “Vote democratic, we use lube republicans don’t!” -or- “Vote democratic ’cause, well, we don’t suck as bad as the other guy.” The lesser-evil brigade giving your eyes a chance to adjust to the right wing shit box you’ll be living in thanks to their cowardice.

Did Bush and Cheney tell their base to shut the fuck up and eat their fucking peas? No, that’s for the democrats and their cowering, huddled losers to do.

5.)You think the Presidential election system in this Banana Republic represents a “free and fair” representative democratic system!

Those same butt-buddy corporations that spoon-feed bull shit into your face all day on the tee vee own the god damned process and will serve you up a scripted little drama designed to suspend reality and make you think corporate sponsored shit head D is that much different from corporate sponsored shit head R. Geezuz, can’t you see it by now? It’s a fucking farce! In the end the same corporate owners call the shots the only difference is that the so-called democrats have to act like they give a shit before they lose on purpose. They’re the fucking Washington Generals and the republicans are the Harlem Globe Trotters–they both have the same team owners!

So what do we do?

First, knock those corporate dicks out of your mouth. Know that almost everything you read, hear and see that comes from a source traded on the stock market or associated with a traded entity is devoted to serving themselves and not the truth, what’s right and good for America, or determined by any moral aspect or sense of personal integrity. It is a blind greed based, bottom line driven bouncer protected, cabal.

Second, realize that the initiative and actions that might change this mess will have to originate outside of phony electoral and commercial systems. Any endeavor, political or financial, that threatens status quo and the establishment will be met with torrents of corporate cash, schemes, slander, personal attacks and manipulation to defend itself like a wounded wild animal.

Only when Americans face the truth about their loss of power, representation and service by a government not over run by the needs of the poor and the disenfranchised but taken over by those with real power and influence, can we even start to fight back. Public governance if kept “public” is a sensible and essential balance to private concentrations of power. Contrary to the corporate propaganda that regulation, law and taxes prevent prosperity, they provide the security, freedom and infrastructure that promote it, just not as fast and selfishly as they want. If it’s bad government its because bad people have taken control and who controls it is supposed to be our responsibility not Wall Street’s.

Republican or Democrat, you getting fucked. Don’t be an idiot.